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Loki Laufeyson | Patron of What You Did Last Night ([personal profile] hashtagging) wrote2014-01-03 09:01 pm

Inventory


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Canon Outfit
Horns, green and gold armor, kickass boots, fur coat, and black fingerless gloves because he is a fashion diva.

Two Credit Cards and a Fake ID
He is totally legal, what are you talking about?

Solar Generator
Santa loves him more than you. Received during the Christmas event and now powering Loki and Bruce Banner's Lab.

Six-Inch Knife
Made by Erik in return for magicked-up warm winter coats. He has a first edition Magneto knife and you don't, natch.

Axe
And a first edition Magneto woodcutting axe. Suck it, fanboys.

Small Bag of Cocaine
Traded with Party Poison for the stuff, just in case he needs to bribe a druggie into doing something for him.

Nine Explosive Christmas Ornaments
Because when Santa gives you bombs, you thank him and take them home.

Small Tin of Kindling
Received from Emma in return for fixing some gloves. Fashion divas have to stick together.

Six Wedding Rings
Loot off of dead airplane victim's bodies. He says it's for identification purposes, but really he's a terrible person.

One Name Tag
Alas, poor Helga. She stewarded the grand aisles of flight XXX well, at least until the blowing up and falling from the sky part.

Three Cellphones
One he gambled for and won. Two he pulled off apparent Germans who died in the plane crash. Thankfully he can read German.

Tablet
Another thing scavenged from the plane. Time to blatantly copy Instagram.

Digital Camera
From the plane. As if he needed more devices to catch people's embarrassing acts with.

Nail Polish
Most important thing taken from the plane crash. We are not even kidding. Also got some from Romanoff. Best Avenger.

Various Toiletries
It is not like the people on the flight are going to be using them, and cleanliness is next to godliness, don't you know?

Pet Supplies
A collar, a leash, a muzzle, and a few bowls. From Foodland.

Laptop
A simple laptop for his Instagram project. From Foodland.

Laptop
A simple laptop for his Instagram project. From Foodland.

Journal
A journal with a few notes in it. From Foodland.

Misc. Supplies
A few candles and jars, a set of measuring cups, a small set of silverware, and some pens and pencils. From Foodland.


Chickens
Two very newly hatched chicks.


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Tailoring
Loki has offered on the Network to turn repair clothing or turn it into something fitting or more appropriate to the weather in exchange for items or favors.

Other Magical Nonsense
He's pretty sparkily magical, so you are most welcome to ask him to do some magic for you.





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Owes | Party Poison
Owes him clothing that is not a bunny outfit in return for the cocaine.

Owed | Steve Rogers
Loki is likely to keep Steve in his debt forever just so he can preen about the fact Captain America owes him one.

Owed | Celestia Ludenberg
Gambling against Loki is just a bad life choice for anyone to make.

Owed | Anastasios Argyros
"Remember that time I brought you a swamp dog?" is probably one of the more interesting ways of asking someone to return a favor.

Owed | Erik Lehnsherr
Erik wanted Loki to play guard dog, and Loki is likely to ask for a doghouse. This is their life.




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